Tearing It Up In the Parking Lot

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 26 Feb 2010

Today, one day after Change In Spades was announced to be suspended from ReVolution 220 in Sydney, Australia, I Thomas C. Robinson personally set out to get word from one or both members of the Tag Team Champions. Yes Matt Mills, I am now encroaching on your territory and yes yours truly is actually becoming a mark.

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You Can't Play the Game Without Spades

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 26 Feb 2010

Let's say you were playing a game of poker and you needed that Ace of Spades to complete the Royal Flush in order to take home a hell of a large payday. But that one card never gets dealt to you and suddenly, your car keys are in the hand of your opponent.

Upon further inspection, you realize that indeed the one card you prayed for wasn't in the deck at all. What do you do?

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ReVolution 219 Card: The Pyramids and These Hatreds Both Weren't Made in a Day...

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 15 Feb 2010

Animosity is running deeper than the Nile River as ReVolution crashes into The Covered Hall, Cairo, for the next leg of the Culture Shock Tour! Switching from the frigid Russian climate to the hot Egyptian air will be the least of many roster member’s problems as things continue to heat up throughout the tour itself. We’ve got monsters, champions, and executives fighting for dominance throughout the entire card!

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ReV 218: How Do You Say Kick Ass In Russian?

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 15 Feb 2010

Next stop: Russia. Though not above the Arctic Circle, the PRIMEates found themselves in Moscow, Russia, for this leg of the Culture Shock Tour. Vodka and tension was flooding the Olympic Stadium as egos, fists, and belts clashed in this ReVolution for the ages.

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ReV 218: From Russia With Carnage

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 5 Feb 2010

The third leg of the Culture Shock Tour finds PRIME Wrestling taking root in Moscow, Russia in the Olympic Stadium on February, 11, 2010! No doubt the wintry Russian weather will do very little to cool the fires that have started since the turn of the New Year. Not only can one expect incredible wrestling action, but also backstage hijinks the likes of which only the members of PRIME can provide.

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ReV 217: Bastards. Cake. Nothings.

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 4 Feb 2010

Things continued to get more and more heated in PRIME as the Culture Shock Tour rolled into the Peoples Republic of China, Shanghai. It’s safe to say that it was hardly a utopia backstage, or in the ring, as multiple factions and individuals all have been vying for more power within the federation. With several accusations being thrown about, including an ultimate major breach of contract and a firing, rehiring, firing, and rehiring, one can easily say this was a ReVolution one could not miss!

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Big In Japan: Promotional Alliance Announced

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 23 Jan 2010

As the federation gears up for the second leg of its world tour, PRIME is looking to move into a new phase of marketing. While most organizations are satisfied with one-night-only international stadium tours, with the backing of the Board of Directors, PRIME is aiming to take things a step further. In one of the first deals of its kind, PRIME has officially entered into a talent-exchange with the up-and-coming Japanese promotion Go-Rin Puroresu (Five Rings Professional Wrestling, or FRPW) in an attempt to put down roots in the lucrative Japanese market. The negotiations to bring these competitors over was made before the power plays of King of Kings and made official by new boss Devin Shakur. Lisa Tyler, in her capacity as Vice President of Talent Relations, had the following to say regarding the deal:

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King of Kings Highlights and Notes

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 28 Dec 2009

King of Kings is the traditional year-end Pay-Per-View for PRIME and the fans of the Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Center Arena were treated to a night of unforgettable wrestling and even greater power plays. The front office of PRIME has been shaken to the core and a few employees have been given their walking papers. A recap of the Pay-Per-View and those released individuals to come in the following report.

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Name the Spades New Wheels

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 12 Dec 2009

As seen on ReVolution 214 which aired from chilly Grand Forks, North Dakota, Change In Spades arrived to the arena in what could only be described as a monstrous creation.

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Scandal in PRIME: Consequences Could Be Dire

Posted by Thomas C. Robinson on 4 Dec 2009

At a North Dakota IHOP on Tuesday night, Tony Gamble and three or four (our eyewitness couldn't really tell, they were all cramped into one side of the booth) Oompa Loompas were seen in a heated argument when the waitress brought everybody an order of short stack pancakes. All parties accused the other of pulling the practical joke and fisticuffs almost broke out. The Oompas proceeded to get into their clown car and drive away while Gamble jacked some six year old's hot wheel and fled the scene. The dispute caused Gamble to head back to his hotel and comment on his twitter page, berating the Oompas and calling them worthless. The Oompas responded by challenging The Grin to a race of any kind to prove their superiority. The 5 Star Champion has picked his stipulations and location: Mario Go Kart at ReVolution 214. He also made an open challenge to anybody in the world and two unlikely people have accepted...

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