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White Tiger
Career Highlights

White Tiger is the nephew of Uncle Oscar, the original White Tiger. He had trained dilligently and his years of hard work and his unbeatable spirit got him... nowhere. Although he could always be counted on to put up a good fight, his win-loss record left something to be desired. Then again, maybe losing to Universal Wrestling Federation World champs like Ruff Ryder and Jamie Shock ain't so bad. Besides the UWF, White Tiger did a tour of Japn with New Generation Pro Wrestling with modest success.

White Tiger took some time off to concentrate on his film career with Mucha Macho Movies, maker of B-grade action flicks. He has then returned to the UWF, this time as a member of the Masked Monkeys, Richard Hayes' crack security team. He managed to get his butt kicked by some of the biggest name in the fed. White Tiger became good friends with fellow Masked Monkey Pajaro de Presa and the two formed a tag team. The pair met with some success, winning the UWF tag titles briefly while Pajaro de Presa even became TV champ for a few days. But mostly they got in trouble, with White Tiger frequently trying unsuccessfully to rein in his manic amigo, and got beat up. On the side, Pajaro de Presa began to train a small duck named Plucky in the Mexican sport of cockfighting. At this point pretty much everyone figured out "the Rudo with Attitude-o" was an idiot. Even the duck.

The duo's greatest success came in the Primetime Central tag division. Coming in second in anumber one contender's match caused Pajaro de Presa to dub them "the Greatest Enhancement Talent Tag Team Ever!" He also began a hopeless and life-threatening infatuation with one-half of the PTC tag champs... Clique Clique Boom's Karina Wolfenden. He snuck into a PRIME show to woo his "Kare-Bear." He got beat up. When the Masked Monkeys accepted a challenge from three teams at Lights Out Wrestling, "the Bird of Prey" led White Tiger to an invasion of a LOW where they slipped bottles of "Mexican drinking water" to their opponents and swiped all the toilet paper in the arena. However, their escape failed when they missed the bus. They got beat up.

The team went through some ups and downs. The Gay and Lesbian Association of Monkeys sued them for defamation, forcing the Masked Monkeys to change their name to Los Mucho Macho Mascaras. They proved victorious over the LOW teams and got a shot at the PTC tag titles. However, Pajaro de Presa was fired from the UWF for being an embarassment, even in a place that let Chris Storm wrestle. The tables were turned when a bird-obsessed old lady died and left Pajaro de Presa her house in Texas, which turned out to be on a massive oil deposit. Withh is new fortune, he bought the UWF and dubbed himself "El Presidente." Los Mucho Macho Mascaras also won the PTC tag titles, with "the Rudo with Attitude-o" fulfilling his fantasy by getting to lay on top of Karina Wolfenden for three seconds.

But this golden age was not to last. Los Mucho Macho Mascaras showed they were still jobbers by quickly losing the PTC tag titles. Then the administration of "El Presidente" came to an end when he bet his fortune on Plucky in a Caribbean dance contest and was forced to sell the UWF. Pajaro de Presa went back to being enhancement talent and getting beat up. White Tiger grew disillusioned with his wrestling career and began taking classes on courtroom stenography.

Following the closure of the UWF, neither was seen for quite some time until they appeared on ReVolution, repackaged as a pair of "militant Latino thugs" calling themselves the Spanglish United Xchange, or SUX for short.
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