The Illustrious Face-Eater
Interview Library

Title: The Destruction and Reconstruction of Adam Dick - 'Understanding the Physics of Luck.'
Date: Spurs/Cavs Game 2.
Location: Memory.

Title: The Destruction and Reconstruction of Adam Dick - 'Sun doesn't shine.'
Date: Spurs/Cavs Game 2.
Location: Captivity.

Title: The Preggo Trilogy: Nobody is Invincible, No Plan is Foolproof.
Date: CWMC Final c
Location: though the course may change some times, rivers always reach the sea

Title: The Preggo Trilogy: Sacrificing for the Greater Good.
Date: CWMC Final b
Location: so what say you and all your friends step up to my friends in an alley tonight

Title: The Preggo Trilogy: Damned from the Start.
Date: CWMC Final a
Location: i've got this red right hand that points me south

Title: Preggos are to be Conquered.
Date: CWMC Round 4c
Location: never let them tell you that they're all the same

Title: Preggos are Annoying.
Date: CWMC Round 4b
Location: in the midst i think of you and how it feels to be

Title: Preggos are Distracting.
Date: CWMC Round 4a
Location: why don't your eyes see me?

Title: Preggos are not going to take abandonment lightly.
Date: CWMC Round 3b
Location: i thought i locked that door up tight

Title: Preggos are plagued with hormones and easily confused.
Date: CWMC Round 3a
Location: you got that money maker

Title: Preggos are a Burden.
Date: CWMC Round 2
Location: that's the trouble between you and i

Title: Preggos are a Blessing.
Date: CWMC Round 1
Location: ain't nothin' from no one

Title: My Battle with the Goat Sucker.
Date: Unified Title Match
Location: who fucking knows?

Title: The Destruction and Reconstruction of Adam Dick - 'Can't be late. Got a game to play.'
Date: Jazz/Spurs Game 5.
Location: BFE.

Title: The Destruction and Reconstruction of Adam Dick - 'Everyone, let's give a nice, warm "Welcome Back" to Irene; an old friend thought long gone.'
Date: Jazz/Spurs Game 5.
Location: BFE.

Title: How Adam Met Johnny
Date: heatwave
Location: back in the day

Title: cool shit dead people do.
Date: time of death
Location: undisclosed

Title: You ever hear that Ancient Chinese Proverb about the 'Man Who Wear Vagina Plug On Head'?
Date: a damn good one
Location: China!

Title: Facey does love.
Date: AAAB
Location: song and dance

Title: everything you read on the internet is true.
Date: early
Location: wikipedia

Title: Time Travel + Macaulay Culkin - $50,000,000 = Serious Daddy Issues.
Date: thinking of new ways to say 'late'
Location: no one fucking knows.

Title: The Head-Butting Massacre of '06.
Date: late again
Location: the newer mexico

Title: A formal apology from the offices of Eater, Face.
Date: after the deadline
Location: even later

Title: Cheeks don't make the man.
Date: earlier
Location: lateville

Title: Buddy Comedy, Part II
Date: Space-time continuums need not apply!
Location: LA of course

Title: 'They told me that the classics never go out of style but, they do. They do. Somehow, baby, I never thought that we'd go too.'
Date: is fucking dead.
Location: shitty man with an awesome plan

Title: Misplaced (part deux)
Date: earlier that wasn't late
Location: parody land

Title: All in a day's work.
Date: where am i?
Location: Hollywood parties are all the glam these days.

Title: Paddy O'Shea is a human black hole of suck: Here's why.
Date: laters!
Location: Mat Waters science lab.

Title: Me against Them
Date: the day the danny died
Location: the right stuffffffffff

Title: Apples to Oranges
Date: poca de soca
Location: whatever that means

Title: Sink or Swim
Date: when?
Location: now

Title: Friend or Foe
Date: earlier
Location: here

Title: Appearance vs. Reality
Date: earlier
Location: whenever

Title: Input = Output
Date: early
Location: where's here?