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The Illustrious Face-Eater

Real Name:Adam Dick
Nicknames:Facey, the Face, Smoker of Mad Ganj, the Definitive Manboy, Mooch, You fucking Mooch, Hey mooch stop smoking my fucking weed, Dickhead, Dickhole, various forms of the name 'Dick', King Dick
Birthdate:Mid-Early 80's.
Height:Does this work in AU's?
Weight:Flipping that work by the sticky oz.
Hometown:SLC by way of PHX, and vice-versa.

The Illustrious Face-Eater at PTCPedia

Wrestling

Singles Record:Wins:6 || Losses: 10 || Draw:1 || NC: 2
Alignment:Face
Manager / Valet:n/a
Wrestling Style:Impulsive and Idiotic
Finisher:Eaterplex '05
Finisher Description:Pump Handle Suplex to an inverted Neck Drop
Setup:Fish Hooks
Special Moves:Exploding. Body-Doubling.
Entrance Music:

Championships / Awards

Titles:Alias, Tag-Team, Five-Star, Intense. UNIVERSAL, I'M COMING FROM YOU.
Awards:With the gift of future-seeing.... 2008 Jewel in the Crown, 2010 Dual Halo Winner.
Other Fed Titles:[AWC] Roll of Legends, Transatlantic Championship 2x, Alliance Championship (w/ Mike Wade), Frontier Championhip, [Core] Classic Championship.
Other Fed Awards:2007 Chris Williams Memorial Cup Champion, 2006 Holzerblog Wrestler of the Year (with many Wrestler of the Month sprinkled in between).

Short Bio

so first i was here and then i wasn't but i was while i wasn't because violence jack is so friendly and can put me up. but now i'm here for real this time and now i'm going balls-o... More...

Quotes

  • Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone, babe.
  • [On Lindsay Troy] I MEAN, FUCKING SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS? THE FWO? IS IT, LIKE, A FUCKING REQUIREMENT TO RUN A ROMANCE ANGLE WITH THAT BITCH TO GET TO THE TOP?!
  • THERE'S NOTHING MORE OF A TURN-OFF THAN SEEING A PIERCE LAVELLE-SIZED SWAB OF BLOODY COTTON BEING PULLED OUT OF SOMEONE'S PISS-HOLE, A`RIGHT? NOTHING.

Latest Appearance

ReVolution : 209
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Main Rival

Rivals TBA.

Main Ally

Danny Ferguson
through it all--from shaving Danza and feeding Ferg his hair, to the Denberg incident, to stealing my glory and to framing him for a crime that never truly took place--this guy gets me. i mean, he actually GETS me, man.

Handler

Name:Joseph
AIM:wiseasscomment
Other Characers:The Unfuckables



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