Danny Ferguson

Real Name:	Stage names are for pussies
Nicknames:	'Superstar,' 'Irish'
Birthdate:	5/10/78
Height:	billed as 6'1
Weight:	billed as 230
Hometown:	Hollywood, CA
	Danny Ferguson at PTCPedia

Wrestling

Singles Record:	Wins:11 \|\| Losses: 6 \|\| Draw:0 \|\| NC: 4
Alignment:	Neutral
Manager / Valet:	n/a
Wrestling Style:	Lights, Camera, Action!ish (the kind of extensive brawling and patchy matwork utilized by other Hollywood crossovers like Hulk Hogan and The Rock) - NOW WITH 'FUNK U' ACTION
Finisher:	The Box Office Bomb
Finisher Description:	Scoop Tombstone - see moveset
Setup:	The move is either hit out of nowhere or after the opponent is dazed.
Special Moves:
Entrance Music:

Championships / Awards

Titles:	Tag Team Champions (2x - 1. w/ The Illustrious Face-Eater and, occasionally, Chandler Tsonda; 2. w/ Lindsay Troy); 5-Star Champion (with The Illustrious Face-Eater and Chandler Tsonda); Intense Champion (sorta)
Awards:	General Manager For a Day that one time.
Other Fed Titles:	RUSH Wrestling Syndicate Champion (longest reigning)
Other Fed Awards:	TEAM Dupree Cup Champion (2007); Dupree Cup MVP Award

Short Bio

Danny was the second (known) man to don the mask of El Spiffy!, "purchasing" the gimmick, Tom Brandi-style, from former Old School Wrestling competitor Matt Register. Most of El Spiffy!’s "glory da... More...

Quotes

"You can’t put me in jail! I’m too pretty! And I’m not guilty and stuff, too, but also because I won’t be able to take all those showers with hard water! Do you know how much retroactive care my skin will need?! We live in a high-def society, copper! I can’t risk those kinds of blemishes! Also, I didn’t kill anyone." - ReV 107
"DAMN YOU BONG BOY!" - ReV 107
"YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS, PRIME! YOUUUUUUUU’LLLLL PAAAAAAA-" (door slams in face) - ReV 107
"And I requested it, too, and I'm more important than you, ergo, therefore, ipso facto, get out of the ring. " - ReV 94
"Any moron knows that you can’t kick out of a rollup in wrinkle-free silk trousers unless you intend to wrinkle said wrinkle-free silk trousers, thus eliminating the purpose of calling them wrinkle-free silk trousers in the first place!" - ReV 96
"They WERE tipping you over for a cartoon-esque shakedown, but apparently we’re being trumped by the laws of gravity. Again." - ReV 96
"40 is the new 20? No, 40 means there’s a whole illegal Russian mail-order bride in between you and me. In Hollywood time, 40 means you’re getting low-balled on movie offers to play a pop-star’s “cool dad” and contemplating a Lifetime TV series just so you don’t have to buy store-brand nachos anymore!" - ReV 97
"Although, if you plan on sticking around, maybe you should re-think that whole “tall dyke who kicks hard” gimmick - we already have one of those, and she dyes her hair every third week and dresses like a fetish hooker, so I think she’d win the ‘marketability’ battle." - Rev 97
"Well, Clarissa, thanks for explaining it all, but something about the five pounds of gold around my waist says that these belts aren't going anywhere." - ReV 97
"Being the unofficial official source of said lineup change, it seems only fair that we eliminate the middlebitch and let me speak to my public directly. Better get your dialing wand and hit "Record" on your TiVo remotes, because this is a limited time engagement, a Special Collecter's Edition D-Ferg promo." - ReV 100
"The A-List will still defend - and retain - the Tag Team Titles tonight, but allow me to introduce you to the rest of that team...in case you forgot. To my right - your left - , he is a former Internet and Five-Star Champion, and current holder of the Tag Team Titles. He has hair on one palm and some crusty-ass model plane glue on the other, and he is probably the ONLY person in the building who can boast having taken a shower with Nova...The Illustrious Face-Eater. OH, but that's not all. My OTHER tag partner tonight, standing to my left - your right - is the current Five-Star Champion and a current Tag Team Champion. You may remember him from his recurring "Kicking The Piss Out Of The Elderly" segment on PRIME TV, and later this year you can see him star opposite Dick Van Dyke and James Garner in "Mortal Kombat 18." He had just enough time to re-gel his hair before this match, and he's already checked his pocket mirror twelve times during this segment...Chandler Tsonda." - ReV 100
"Someone hit the high points for me. Something about how you wanted to give me the Golden Ticket but couldn't, or something. I can't blame a guy for being motivated by self-interest, you know? Besides, the CEO gig is like wishing for more wishes. I imagine you called me in here to award me some super-sweet consolation prize. After all, I mean, you ARE the fourth member of the A-List, despite this brief period of estrangement which I assure you can be overlooked and otherwise forgotten via brief period of healing supplemented by a few favors. The A-List takes care of their own, right?" - ReV 101
"Let it go? Listen here, Teamster Joe, nobody makes a fool of Danny Ferguson and lives to tell about it. I was sending a message to everyone out there who thinks they can...I dunno, like, talk bad about Danny Ferguson...or something. You know what I mean." - ReV 101
"That's why I put that loser Lamen down. Just cause the Grim Reaper's trying to GoogleMap his home address doesn't mean he should get more screen time. He was trying to die just for the attention." - ReV 101
"Nobody likes a smart-ass extra, Blaine. Two phone calls and I can have another guy in here running your "meek but persistent lackey" act. I'll bet that kid from Dodgeball's available." - ReV 101
(In response to "the meek shall inherit the earth"): "Exactly, and when they do, the earth will be ripe for my pickings! The meek can’t stop Danny Ferguson! That’s why you get on them now - put ‘em in their meek-ass places so they know you mean business. There’s nothing worse than a meek dude with an ego." - ReV 101
"And while we're at it, what's this BS about "Your Business?" Just because I gave you "The Business" doesn't mean it's a new nickname, K-Y. In case we've never been formally introduced, my name is Danny Ferguson, and I've ruined your life." - ReV 102
"You’re dying. BFD. Dying ain’t dead. You know how many people are dying as we speak? I sure as fuck don’t. All I know is that I can’t turn on the TV without seeing an infomercial about some sick kid. And I can’t walk down the street without someone sticking a hand out and asking for help to buy their “medicine.” We’re all dying just a little bit every day. So excuse me for thinking that anyone not named “Lamen” shouldn’t give a damn if you’re moving a little faster than the rest of us!" - ReV 102
"Seriously, your Jacob Marley shit is old and busted. If all your moping these past eight months have been because you wanted to tell me I'm a bad person, I've got news for you - Christina Applegate beat you to that scoop in 1999. And then Tara Reid did in 2001. And Michelle Whatsherface, the Dawson's Brokeback girl, a year after that. I could dig up the black book and give you a whole host of other chicks, too. You guys could start a little "I Hate Danny" club; it'll be cute." - ReV 102
"Months - hell, weeks from now, when Kyle is laid up in the local Memorial Hospital, he's going to have nightmares about what I did to him tonight. He's going to see himself re-living the pain and the torture, and he's going to wake up in cold sweats. That's important to remember. Because when he does...I want to make sure that he doesn't remember seeing Terry Funk kick his ass...(stepping out in his regular gear)...I want him to remember that it was Danny Ferguson that beat him from one side of that cage to the other and back. I want him to remember that I had the last laugh, that I ended our spat, and that I was the one who finally, absolutely, unecquivocally, put him on ice. " - Colossus III
"I'm not just going to win tonight, Kylie. I'm going to break a bone. I'm going to tear a ligament. I'm going to open up a wound that needs triple-digit stitches. I'm going to make goddamn sure you stay on the shelf. You won't have time to heal before you finally leave this world behind. That way, when I walk out of this arena tonight - knowing full well that you'll need to be wheeled out - I will know for sure that Kyle Lamen is finally GONE." - Colossus III
"(regarding his Snakes + Plane = Snakes On A Plane shirt) Dude, get a grip on pop culture. This is totally like the funniest thing that has ever happened in American film ever, because it's so BAD that it's hysterical, and by embracing its horribleness and its intentional-and-therefore-ineffectual level of camp, I have totally set myself above other people in terms of a sense of humor because I like things that are BAD and that's so DIFFERENT about me. Plus Samuel L. Jackson says "muthafuckin" and it's funny EVERY TIME he says it because he's just really cool and he makes the movie funnier even though a man of his talents is clearly better served in a movie that isn't geared towards emo-haired eye-rolling pseudo-yuppies who wear faded t-shirts and Chuck Taylors while working in coffee shops and pretending not to live off their parents nesteggs and occasionally reading something in the newspaper out loud to their fellow Sundance Channel subscribers so they can all laugh at the world and its inferiority to them...Actually, I haven't seen the movie. I just had someone buy me the shirt because I saw Christian Cage wearing it." - ReV 104
"Pfft. This belt was bestowed upon me by Your Personal Deity Of Choice from up above." "I think somebody already tried that story." "Yeah, but it's much better this time around. Just like how they make shitty movies just to remake them into better movies later on. Like The Longest Yard."
"What? I can do Intense! Don't you remember my guest spot on The Wire?" "How could I not? You set a new record for Whiteness." "Dude, I was totally Intense on that show. White with Intensity."
"Oh, excuse me Mr. I’ve Got A Title Shot So I’m Hot Shit! Why don’t you focus your stupid pale ass on that, so that when I tear your face off next week it means I get to wear ANOTHER belt. I’ll be PRIME’s first grand slam champion, baby! So I’m going to go over here and-" (gets hit with chair) - ReV 105

Latest Appearance

King of Kings : 2008

Match: Chandler Tsonda© vs. Danny Ferguson

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Main Rival

Nova
I've put you on your head twice with the Box Office Bomb, but I like I told you before, it's a three-picture deal. I spent 30 months waiting to finish the job.

Main Ally

Lindsay Troy
I suppose, in retrospect, it is potentially feasible for someone to make the argument that there's a case to suggest that maybe Legsay was possibly what some would consider a good tag team partner.

Handler

Name:	Matt
AIM:	flogging fergie
Other Characers:	Danny Ferguson & Lindsay Troy

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