Title: A Foul Stench
Featuring: Katt Wylde
Date: Yesterday
Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away

"Milena!"

Here we have Katterina Wylde, the one we all refer to as "The Dark Angel", looking absolutely to die for in her usual garb of black leather jacket and some disturbingly tight and shiny leggings which really accentuate the ass region of her incredible body, which are neatly tucked into a pair of black knee-length boots, appearing to be none too pleased with what she sees. Milena Takahashi her friend, mentor and in many ways babysitter is wearing nothing more than a black t-shirt with the logo "N F’N W" on it. Her hair is a complete mess and she seems physically dishevelled. Oh, and the living room area of this small apartment is a complete and utter mess, with the coffee table broken, the couch is overturned, and the smell of sex and really foul-smelling cologne lingering in the air.

Katt: "He was here, wasn’t he?"

Milena: "I don’t know what you’re talking about."

Katt: "Nathan. My brother. He was here, wasn’t he?"

Milena: "Uh…"

Katterina smells the air.

Katt: "You fucked him, didn’t you?"

Milena: "No…no, of course not. No, definitely not. He’s not even my type."

Katt: "I know when someone’s lying, ‘Lena. You’re not fooling me at…wait, is that cum on your chin?"

Milena’s eyes widen and she quickly grabs a napkin, wiping away the mysterious white substance from her chin.

Milena: "No, it’s um…icing! Yeah, icing. I was uhm…eating a donut before you came home."

Katt: "Just tell me the truth. He was here, wasn’t he?"

Milena let out a sigh.

Milena: "Yeah…"

Katt: "And you did fuck him, didn’t you?"

Milena again lets out a sigh.

Milena: "Yeah…"

Katt: "And you do realise that my brother is fucking MARRIED, right?"

Milena let’s out a much more nervous sigh than the previous two.

Milena: "Yeah…"

Katt: "And that dickless piece of shit didn’t have the decency to stick around and say hello to his baby sister?"

Milena: "Actually, his dick is rather…"

Katt: "If you finish that sentence, I’m going to slit your throat."

Milena: "…Sorry."

Katt: "I can’t deal with this shit right now, did you see the card for King of Kings? I knew it was inevitable, but I didn’t think I’d be face to face with him this soon."

Milena: "Jakob?"

Katt: "Yeah, but it’s a tag match. His partner is…some guy. Tom Ballsack or something, I dunno. But hey, they booked my partner to be Ty, so we'll just crush them and be done with it."

Milena: "This is the same attitude you took with Hessian and Tchu, remember? And Hessian kind of destroyed you, which is what I told you would happen if you got cocky....which you did."

Katt: "Must you bring that up AGAIN? I let myself believe my own bullshit once again and I paid the price, okay? I admit that. But it's me and Ty. Who can really stop us when we're together?"

Milena: "Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry."

There’s a brief pause in the air as Katt decides to change the subject back to what they were previously discussing.

Katt: "You fucked my brother "

More sighing from Milena. This time she hangs her head in shame.

Milena: "Yeah..."

Katt just chuckles and heads for the door.

Katt: "I’m going to find Ty, see if he’s up for a sparring session."

Milena: "Don’t your "sparring sessions" usually end up with a bar fight at 3 in the morning?"

Katt doesn't answer the question as it is for the most part, rhetorical.

Katt: "I expect this entire apartment fumigated when I return. I don’t want to smell that dickhead brother of mine’s horrible stench when I get back, got it?"

Milena salutes, almost in a mocking fashion.

Milena: "Yes, Ma’am!"

Katt: "Get to work, soldier."

With that, Katterina departs, leaving Milena alone. The part-time assassin lets out yet another deep sigh, which is her gimmick today, as she goes into the bedroom to get changed into something a little more flattering.
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