SHAKUR AND TZU SPLIT!

May 2, 2012 - RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA

Witnesses at the Wake County Courthouse reported that former PRIME Intense and 5 Star champion Sun Tzu was seen yesterday having her marriage to former Universal champion Devin Shakur annulled.

There was some commotion initially as the so-called Artist of War felt that the officers on hand were being a little too diligent in searching her for weapons. Shakur himself was not in attendance, a situation that Sun Tzu insisted she was ignorant of. She told the judge that as "Sun Tzu" is not her real name that the couple's marriage license was invalid. The judge informed her that giving a false name to government officials amounted to fraud. Sun Tzu responded that she still had diplomatic immunity and the court could "suck my left one, capitalist bitches."

Though displeased with her attitude, the judge nonetheless declared the marriage annulled. Sun Tzu then pulled out a 9mm handgun from an unknown hiding place and declared "Mister Snugglepants is the only man I need" before firing several shot into the ceiling of the courtroom. She fled the courthouse, pausing only to kick a few police officers in the head. The current whereabouts of Sun Tzu are currently unknown, as are those of her former husband, Devin Shakur.

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